I have heard of some messed up families, but this one takes the cake! I thought this was rather funny! Sometimes you just have to wonder how anybody could get this messed up.



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I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas , who has recently been diagnosed as
a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters
lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother
have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are
financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in
Dallas.
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville
for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in
jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have
recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview .
She is a part time 'working girl'.
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open
and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

 

sounds like someone trying to make republicans look bad

 

haha.

 

whats the problem? seem like nice folk

 

seems pretty made up to me.

 

Barack Obama: Bull**** you can BELIEVE IN!

 

Worlock, that's the funniest thing I've seen you post!

 

DUDE!


when did you meet my brother?