help please
 

so my new commuter car is a total pos. long story short, after attempting to fix a few things, which went miserably and only caused other things to break... my ignition wont turn... i tried the wheel lock jiggle, i tried disconnecting the battery to see if it was electronic override, but nothing... im pretty sure my ignition is just shot. now, i cant disengage the wheel lock so i cant even get it out of my drive way to tow it to a garage (or scrap yard hahaha) does anyone know a method to basically steal my own car? i.e. pop the ignition out and make it a screwdriver key?