SILENCE!!!

i kEEEL you!

 

You're my virgins? Looks like a bunch of ugly dudes!

 

hahaha the halipano' with the stick up its *** is my fav.
but steven wright and george carlin are the two funniest ****'s ive ever seen, no questions.

 

Carlin is classic.

If it'll get me a couple a hundred miles across the country... I'll take a shot in the mouth.

Yeah, but we ain't gay.

Don't be so suburban. Gay, straight, it's all the same. There are no more lines.

Yeah, well there's a line & on this side of it... We ain't gay.

 

dude the funniest vantrilquest ive seen in a while. achmed the dead terroist is killer!!!

 

George and Steve are also great from back in the day...

"I once poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone"

"Hockey isn't a sport - it's actually 3 sports in one... ice-skating, playing with a puck, and beating the **** out of someone"

"I already have a "good one". Now, I'm looking for a LONGER one!"

Ahhhh the classics.

And I saw Mr. "On a steeeeeek" his first time on Dangerfield's - GREAT stuff.

 

Gilda Radner, Sinbad a couple of comedians the whole family could watch.

 

Agreed 100% I don't like comedians that use foul language or race as a crutch. I like real comedy, John Reep, Sinbad, redneck comedy, and Jim Gaffigan. If my kid shouldn't watch it, then I'm not watching it.

 

Another +1 on Sam Kinison

WE MISS YOU SAM!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0AKm...eature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZI16PyCjp0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HJJmENkHeU

 

yeah its pretty lame when thats what they base therye act on, but i dont mind it if its in there. sometimes it helps add funny. e****ally badpun's