where you get so f**king pi**ed at the whole world youre teetering on the line of an all out mass homocide?

i just got in from wrestling my rancher since about 4:30. i took it out and went down my hill to the street and boom! the snowbank decides to cave in on my front end.... so now my 2wd quad has the front end sunk 3feet or so into packed snow and the *** end up in the air. ohhhh that made me happy. i went up to my porch and got a shovel, shoveld the snow bank out and dragged it into the street. i put the shovel away and figured "well at least i got my bad luck out of the way for today...." i couldnt of been more wrong. once i was on the trails i got stuck on a lump thing..... this put both wheels in the air and the frame 4in' in the snow. i would of quit and went inside but there were a few problems, A)i was 11miles from my home B) its suppoesd to snow pretty bad tommorow and id like to keep my quad. so i had to pull it out of there... did i mention i have 2 wheel drive and no wench? so about an hour later i get it out of that s**t hole. needless to say i headed home, so on the way i hit some ice on a turn and spun sideways, now bieng winter and all i just sat there and coped with it knowing eventually ill stop and just straighten it out. but then the turn got a little sharper and i headed for the edge, i hit the snowbank with two wheels and the left side lifted up into the air. i almost pi**ed my pants. i mean ive flipped quads before, but never down a rocky ledge. but to my luck (the little i have) it stopped tipping at about 50degrees. so once i finally got home i went to put it into my back shed i slid down my driveway and ended up in a pine tree. i then screamed a few profanities, bounced my helmet off the dead tarus on my lawn and went in.

honestly, i think its time for a 4x4, or maybe a sled.
and some zoloft

 

lol, at least you did not crack the helmet from hitting the car with it. I was so used to the Polaris Sportsman that I am not sure what I would do in the terrain adventures anymore.

 

Well at least you didn't **** in your pants and get your d*ck frostbitten - that could really have some long term repercussions!

 

Wrestling with your rancher? WTF? More to this post than I thought!

 

hahaha, KK

 

hahahahaha
nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
rancher quad. not rancher man.[sm=smiley5.gif]

 

Lovers spat? Go to:

http://www.indegayforum.org/topics/topic/109.html

 

well it would of been warm for a lil' bit....
at least long enough to keep me warm until i die of blood loss form getting crushed.

 

Sounds like a little back-pedaling to me!