Yet another blonde joke
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Yet another blonde joke
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day,so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully stepsout of the car and opens the trunk.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rearof the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposingtheir nude bodies to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn'tvery long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged,approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What's going onhere?"
"My car broke down, Officer", says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what are these obscene cardboard picturesdoing here by the road?" asks the Officer.
"Oh, those are my emergency flashers", she replied.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands them at the rearof the vehicle facing oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposingtheir nude bodies to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and backed up. It wasn'tvery long before a police car arrives. The Officer, clearly enraged,approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What's going onhere?"
"My car broke down, Officer", says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what are these obscene cardboard picturesdoing here by the road?" asks the Officer.
"Oh, those are my emergency flashers", she replied.
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