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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 08:08 PM
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The wives of four leaders are talking together aboutwhattheunitis called in their language.[/align][/align]The wife of Tony Blair says, "In England, people call it a gentleman, because it stands up when women are entering.[/align][/align]The wife of Boris Yeltsin says, "In Russia, you call it a patriot, because you never know if it will hit you on the front or the backside."[/align][/align]The wife of Chirac of France says, "In France you call it a curtain, because it goes down after the act."[/align][/align]Clinton's wife, Hilary, says, "Here in the US, I call it a rumor, because it goes from mouth to mouth."[/align]
 
Old Dec 18, 2006 | 08:27 PM
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HAHA, Im gonna move to mexico when hilary becomes pres
 
Old Dec 18, 2006 | 09:01 PM
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May not be that far out of the future. She seems to be more manly than bill.
 
Old Dec 19, 2006 | 05:40 AM
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More manly, I bet if she pulled "it" out. She'd make Bill look like a two year old. She scares me.
 
Old Dec 19, 2006 | 05:44 AM
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Well Bill must be affraid of her as well. You never see them together. Maybe that is why she wants to be president one day so she can get the inside scoop on where bill is and get him. LOL [sm=Flahssssss.gif]
 
Old Dec 19, 2006 | 05:08 PM
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She will prolly found him in monicas mouth agian
 
Old Dec 19, 2006 | 05:59 PM
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Yeah but she did not inhale. LOL
 
Old Dec 19, 2006 | 06:01 PM
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I did not have sexual relations with that fat girl
 
Old Dec 19, 2006 | 09:57 PM
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What good are interns anyway if you cant hide them under the desk. It should be part of the application process.
Question 1
Can you fit under a typical desk and still quietly perform your duties? Explain your answer.
 
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