THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

And when the cop pulls you over and asks " your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking"?

No matter how funny it seems at the time, do not ask the cop back " your eyes are glazed, have you been eating doughnuts"?

LMAO!!! They don't like that. lol lol

 

lol

 

holy crap LOL . thats the truth, except I have problems saying more of those words sober

 

Good stuff right there ... lol

 

ditto

 

lol...

And if you get pulled over and the cop says "I've been waiting for you all day"

Do not say, " well, I got here as fast as I could" lol lol lol

 

i cant imagine why the cop wouldnt like that lol

 

Now that is funny!!!! I'd love to see someone say that!!!

 

lmao

 

Or when the cop pulls you over and he asks why you have been drinking...

Don't ask him " why, is there a sheep in the backseat" !!!! lol lol lol

Lord, I apologize for that. lol lol



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