Shocking story!
 

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude but he finally cracked and yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder! John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes, the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then, suddenly, there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said,

"I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my transgressions and I intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird continued,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"

aaaaaahahahahaha good one!

Funny! :)