Joke of the Day
 

A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Hello, could
you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think
she is expecting something from me!"

The pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he
returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's
sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative
manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too."

The pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he
turns back and says: After all, give me one more condom because my
girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always
makes allusions... and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is
expecting something from me!!

At the dinner table, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his
left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him.

When the girls father arrives, the boy immediately lowers his head and
starts praying: "Dear Lord, bless this dinner...thank you for all you give
us...!!!"

A minute later the boy is still praying: "Thank you Lord for your
kindness..."

Ten minutes go on and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.

The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than
the others. She gets close to the boy and tells him in his ear: "I didn't
know you were so religious!!!"

The boy replies: "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"

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haa haaa busted :D

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rotfl... ha ha ha ha ha!!! be careful of the toes you step on today, for they may be connected to the a$$ you have to kiss tomorrow!! lol lol That was good n/s...:D

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hey wingman.... funny ass joke.... and bigrig.... amen to that brother....

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Thanks all, I guess the end a lot but this had me all the way. lmao That would suck, for sure![:@]

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Awesome! That was hilarious!

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That wasn't a joke, that's what happened to Notstock when he was younget... J/K. :D

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lmao LD, that's why I have that scar above my eye, had to fight my way out of that one lol

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Notstock's a perv!!!!! [sm=icon_rofl.gif][sm=icon_rock.gif]

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nice one LiL D..... couldn't have done better myself.....