A man walked into a curio shop in Galveston Texas. Looking around
at the
exotica, he noticed a very life-like, life-size bronze statue of a
rat. It
had no price tag, but it looked so striking that he decided he must
have
it.He took it to the owner and asked "How much is the bronze rat?"
"Twelve dollars for the rat, a hundred dollars if you bring it
back,"
said the owner.

The man gave the shop owner twelve dollars. "I'll take the rat; And
I won't
be bringing it back."
As he walked down the street carrying the bronze rat, he noticed
that a few
real rats had crawled out of alleys and sewers, and began following
him down
the street. This was a bit disconcerting, so he began to walk a
little bit
faster. Within a couple of blocks, the group of rats
behind him grew to over a hundred, and they began squealing.

He started to trot towards the Harbor. He took a nervous look
around and saw
that the rats numbered in the thousands, maybe in the millions, and
they
were all squealing and coming towards him faster and faster.

Terrified, he ran to the edge of the water and threw the bronze rat
as
far out into Galveston Bay as he could. Amazingly, the millions of
rats all
jumped into the water after it, and were drowned.

The man walked back to the curio shop. "Aha," said the owner,
"You're
bringing it back !"

"Actually no," said the man. "I came back to see how much you want
for
that little bronze Mexican over there."


LMAO!!! ha ha ha ha ha...Lord, I apologize for that....lol lol lol

 

lol !!!! that was freakin great. ill buy you that little mexican if you can get my wife to follow [sm=happybounce.gif]

 

That was funny. LMAO

Ah come on evil, from what you have said before she sounds like a keeper to me.

 

ROFL...I love that

 

SHE PUTS UP WITH ALOT OF MY CRAP, BUT SHE ALSO DISHES IT OUT AS WELL AS SHE CAN TAKE IT. (freakin caps lock, sorry)

 

I here you there, dam americanized mexicans lol.

Guess you like kawtippin for botm, have to say it caught my eye as well. Nice presentation with the night picture, may take it this month and of course its blue.

 

the paint came out really nice on kt's bike, not what i expected but that blue is awsome, kinda like a bmw blue, piercing. i would of went with the islander but he painted his rear foot pegs and not the front ones=lazy *** !!! [sm=icon_beat.gif] haa haaa lol !

 

That is hilarious!

 

good one lolol

 

ha ha ha ha thats was funny as hell.....