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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation but every once in a while the lights would go out momentarily then come back on. Each time they came back on the place would erupt into cheers. When the revelers saw the nun walk in the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender and asked, "May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, "OK, Sister but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.”
"Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes she came back out and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us!" said the bartender. "Would you like a drink?"
"No thank you but I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"[/align]
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While we're on the subject of nuns...
A bus full of nuns on the way back to the convent from Sunday mass goes over a cliff, with tragic results. The nuns find themselves in line in front of the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter says to the first nun, "Tell me what sins you've committed since your last confession." The nun says, "I looked at a man with impure thoughts." Saint Peter says, "Wash your eyes in the Holy Water and pass into Heaven, Sister." The nun splashes the Holy Water on her face and passes through the gates.
Saint Peter says to the second nun, "Tell me what sins you've commited since your last confession." The nun says, "I'm afraid I pleasured a man with my hand last night, St. Peter." Peter says, "Wash your hands in the Holy Water and pass into Heaven, Sister."
All of a sudden from the back of the line a nun comes running up all afluster. "What's your hurry, Sister?" St. Peter asks.
"I need to wash my mouth out before Sister Josephine gets her *** in that Holy Water!"
A bus full of nuns on the way back to the convent from Sunday mass goes over a cliff, with tragic results. The nuns find themselves in line in front of the Pearly Gates.
Saint Peter says to the first nun, "Tell me what sins you've committed since your last confession." The nun says, "I looked at a man with impure thoughts." Saint Peter says, "Wash your eyes in the Holy Water and pass into Heaven, Sister." The nun splashes the Holy Water on her face and passes through the gates.
Saint Peter says to the second nun, "Tell me what sins you've commited since your last confession." The nun says, "I'm afraid I pleasured a man with my hand last night, St. Peter." Peter says, "Wash your hands in the Holy Water and pass into Heaven, Sister."
All of a sudden from the back of the line a nun comes running up all afluster. "What's your hurry, Sister?" St. Peter asks.
"I need to wash my mouth out before Sister Josephine gets her *** in that Holy Water!"
