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His N Her Diaries

Old Dec 22, 2006 | 03:46 PM
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Her Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made
plansto meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all
daylong, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late,
buthe made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I
suggestedthat we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he
didn'tsay much. I asked him what was wrong; he said, "Nothing." I asked him
ifit was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it
hadnothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled
slightly,and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he
didn't say, "I love you, too." When we got home, I felt as if I had
losthim completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He
justsat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and
absent.[/align][/align]Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed.
About15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my
caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted,
andhis thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep--I cried. I didn't
know what to do. I was almost sure that his thoughts were with
someoneelse. My life is a disaster.



His Diary:[/align]
Missed a big deer today, but at least I got laid.
[/align]
 
Old Dec 22, 2006 | 04:06 PM
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HAHAHA women always over analize
 
Old Dec 22, 2006 | 06:04 PM
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Ya, they are all like, what's wrong, and were all like nothing, then they're all like something must be wrong because of the way you said that. Why dose everything have to be more than it is? Makes me sad... I'm gonna turn emo.[sm=joke.gif]
 
Old Dec 22, 2006 | 06:21 PM
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At least it didn't end up as an argument.

One thing I've learned is that women ALWAYS have the last word in an argument. Anythingmen say after that is just the start of a new argument! [:@]
 
Old Dec 25, 2006 | 09:53 PM
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I give up on trying to figuring out women. Im not saying I dont love um but im done trying to figure them out...
 
Old Dec 26, 2006 | 12:15 AM
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HAHAHAHA, yup

ORIGINAL: firstninjabike

HAHAHA women always over analize
Quit the Analizing stuff FN, that in itself is funny right there.
 
Old Dec 26, 2006 | 05:38 PM
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+1 D19
 
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