A good Joke b4 bedtime...
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A good Joke b4 bedtime...
A man is on an airplane and has to use the bathroom. So he goes back but the mens room is busy. He's doin' the poopy dance, there for a couple of minutes, and still busy. So he asks the attendant to use the womans. She says no!!
He dances a while longer and still busy, so he asks again. She says "fine, but don't touch the three buttons on the wall."
"Fine" he says. and runs into the bathroom.
He finishes his business and sees the three buttons. The first button is labeled WW. He thinks what the heck nobody will know!!
So he hits the WW button.. "aaahhh" that felt good. He then hits the 2nd button which is labeled WA. aaahhhhhh, that is awesome. So hen he hits the 3rd button which is labeled ATR. BOOM!! he passes out.
Upon waking in the ER, he asks what the buttons were. The doc says well, " WW is Warm Water , WA is Warm Air, and ATR is Automatic Tampon Remover"!!!!
ha ha ha!!!!
He dances a while longer and still busy, so he asks again. She says "fine, but don't touch the three buttons on the wall."
"Fine" he says. and runs into the bathroom.
He finishes his business and sees the three buttons. The first button is labeled WW. He thinks what the heck nobody will know!!
So he hits the WW button.. "aaahhh" that felt good. He then hits the 2nd button which is labeled WA. aaahhhhhh, that is awesome. So hen he hits the 3rd button which is labeled ATR. BOOM!! he passes out.
Upon waking in the ER, he asks what the buttons were. The doc says well, " WW is Warm Water , WA is Warm Air, and ATR is Automatic Tampon Remover"!!!!
ha ha ha!!!!
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ORIGINAL: bluebird
Good one!! I think it just might qualify for the mile high club, if not, pretty darn close!
Good one!! I think it just might qualify for the mile high club, if not, pretty darn close!
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