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YYY.GUY

06-07-2007 06:52 AM

Cleaning Bill

A drunk in a bar barfs all over his own shirt. “Damn,” he says. “I puked on my shirt again. If the wife finds out, she’s gonna kill me.”

“Not to worry,” says the bartender as he sticks a $20 bill in the drunk’s pocket. “Just tell her someone puked on you and gave you some cash to cover the cleaning bill.”

So the drunk goes home and tells his wife about the guy who puked on him. She reaches into his pocket and finds two twenties. “Why are there two twenties?” she asks.

The drunk replies, “Oh, yeah, he crapped in my pants, too.”

toad1025

06-07-2007 03:02 PM

RE: Cleaning Bill

EEEWWWW![:'(]

hoedogg

06-07-2007 03:08 PM

RE: Cleaning Bill

aaahahaha

BigO	06-07-2007 05:25 PM

RE: Cleaning Bill

Must like his drinks lumpy.

toad1025

06-07-2007 10:14 PM

RE: Cleaning Bill

Quote:

ORIGINAL: BigO

Must like his drinks lumpy.

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth![:-]

BigO	06-08-2007 02:13 PM

RE: Cleaning Bill

So you like the Nutty Brown Ale then Hey?

deej	06-08-2007 03:02 PM

RE: Cleaning Bill

DOH!!!!!!
http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs8/300W...by_HamJava.jpg

Bluebeast

06-08-2007 05:54 PM

RE: Cleaning Bill

LOL that's funny and gross too.

toad1025

06-08-2007 08:06 PM

RE: Cleaning Bill

Well, I'm certainly not gonna do all that work to throw it away![8D]

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