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Will Shoe 08-11-2008 07:35 PM

Chevy Jokes
 
Rich guy walks into a bar in Texas and brags about how much land he owns. He keeps going on and on. So a guy asks him, "well how much land do you actually own?" The guy says "Well put this way buddy, I can fill my truck up with gas and never see the other side of my property by the time I run out" The other guy goes "I know what ya mean, I use to own a chevy too."

evil636 08-12-2008 11:03 PM

lol :D

BigRig18Wheeler 08-13-2008 04:44 AM

I don;t know whether to laugh or cry. I own 3 chevys. lol lol

rocketrotary 08-13-2008 04:57 AM

Chevrolet - Cracks Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks

JRock420 08-15-2008 04:13 PM


Originally Posted by rocketrotary (Post 317975)
Chevrolet - Cracks Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks, Engine Ticks


Ouch,,, I love chevy.. better than ford


D-O-D-G-E Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere

Will Shoe 08-15-2008 05:57 PM

How do you get a chevy to go 0-60 in less than 8 seconds?



Push it off a cliff

Will Shoe 08-15-2008 05:58 PM

What do you call a chevy at the top of a hill climb.



A miracle

Will Shoe 08-15-2008 05:58 PM

What do you call 2 chevy's at the top of a hill climb


A mirage.

BigRig18Wheeler 08-16-2008 01:51 AM

Ford's emblem = circle the problem
Found On Road Dead
Fix or Repair Daily
Fukked on Race Day
Fukked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Four Old Rusted Doors
For Only Retarded Drivers
Found On Road Ditches

Why are there sidewalks on most streets and hiways?
So Ford owners have a place to walk home.

IF it wasn't for Fords, our tools would rust.

If speed kills, Drive a Ford and live forever.

LOL LOL.....

Will Shoe 08-16-2008 06:59 AM

ashes to ashes dust to dust, if not for chevy's my tools would rust.
Chevrolet. Can hear every valve rattle on long extended trips.

I just thought of of one from a comercial. Chevy, built like a rock, runs like one too.

Reason for so many ford jokes and not that many chevy jokes? Chevy owners have a lot of thinking time while working on their trucks and cars.

Reason for old beat-up fords still on the road and never any old beat chevy's? Chevy's don't make it longer than 10 years.

Will Shoe 08-16-2008 07:00 AM

No reason to try and say something that makes chevy look good to me, cause I've heard it before, and I've corrected it before. =D


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