THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER
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06-19-2008, 05:07 PM
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Washington
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THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush.
'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'
#2
06-21-2008, 11:15 AM
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Greenville, SC
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RE: THE BROKEN LAWN MOWER
your gonna be sleeping on the couch for a long time. the p*ssy river just dried up
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