Kawasaki Forums - Another Bear Joke

An athiest was walking through the woods admiring how well evolution had come together to make such a scenic landscape when he came across a bear. The bear stood up on its hind legs and roared, ready to maul the hiker. In is dispair, the hiker called out "Dear God NO!"and just then, time froze.
The hiker heard a voice inside his head that said "You have spent your live trying to disprove my existance. So now in the face of death, you ask me to make you a Christian?" The hiker thought for a while and finally said "I guess it would make me a hypocrite, but perhaps you could make the bear a Christian."
At that moment, time restarted, and the hiker watched in amazement as the bear fell to its knees and held its paws in front of its nose. The bear cleared his throat and said "Dear Heavenly Father, I give thanks for this meal in which I am about to recieve!"