I think I should run for President of the US
Here is my campaign speech plain and simple!

When you turn a pre-determined age 18, 21, 25 etc the government will give you 1 million dollars, its yours to spend as you wish, there will be no welfare, food stamps, social security etc.
Now, if you invest and spend wisely, create jobs etc, then fine, you are an upstanding productive citizen, if you blow it and make bad choices, drugs, etc, then you will be executed, and no you will not be on death row for 20 years, you will be executed quickly because you are a worthless piece of trash and society doesn't need you!

That will illiminate welfare, jails, social security, IRS all the things that cost billions each year!!!


ELECT ME!!!!!!

 

woooohooo sounds good to me,,, as long i dont get killed for smokin the plant lol


4 years of WORLOCK!!!!

 

i think you should be pres because your just as full of **** as the real canidates....LOL

 

Within 10 years of your plan being implemented the crooks will cut the million dollars down to $100,000 and raise the age of eligibility to one year prior to the life expectancy rate. They will also tax it all when when the recipient drops dead.

Mike

 

Can I use it to buy a dozen dirt bikes and a giant plot of land to ride them on? I don't need anything else. Ok, I might need some food, but I'll figure something out for that.

So will that get me executed? If it helps, I'll invite you over to go riding. You'll just need to bring a dish.

 

id vote for you, not because your full of ****. but because your such a big post ***** and i think people who agree with you get you off on your whoreness. good luck.

 

Hmm..
should i run against you or team up?

ima fo RILLA running for pres i think.. seriously.

-Tax breaks for small business.
-gas gouging will be illegal
-theres gonna be alot of new sh.t for immigrants to live here. alot of new sh.t..
-reformed laws, nationwide. do away with the dumb sh.t and bring in useful ones.
-legalize certain drugs.. might as well.. theres NO stopping weed and other less harmful ones. (guess i got JRock's vote there..)
-tax breaks to the working class uber poor.. flat tax across the board from middle class to the top tier.. why tax the shi.t out of the rich guys? just cuz they have more and can pay more? harly fair to them.. after all.. we all wanna be rich.. what'll ya think if that happened to you?
-lets consider an autobahn or 3..
-over a certain age, "older" citizens WILL have to take a "more detailed" drivers test every 2 years or so in order to maintain their priveledges.. such as.. oh.. lets say.. noticing bikes on the highway and using turn signals.
-EYE FOR AN EYE on everything. you rape a kid, you're gonna get your cherry ******* reamed out by a sweaty black pornstar. you steal from someone, you get your hand chopped off. you kill a biker, you get run over by fat midgets riding 50's til death.
lets send the hardcore serial killers and ppl like that to war. .they wanna kill anyway.. hwell.. ship em to afrabistan and give em a rambo belt, a sawed-off, an M16 and a machette. "have fun! do your country proud" ..lets stop having innocent soldiers die for dumb sh.t we have no business in.
-speaking of which, lets keep our nose on our own face instead of sticking our 2 cents in everyone elses trifles n stuff
-theres more, but i'll have to give them some thought..

 

Whitehendrix, if you ran against our normal pool of politicians then you'd have my vote. Now if someone like say... Robin Williams were to run against you.... well then it'd be a tough a choice with a plan like his:

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for awhile.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?

"The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "

 

he'll be my running mate for SURE. or at the very least, one of my political advisors.
as would be the entire KF family.