Whoring Chuck Norris style
#24
10-18-2007, 07:26 AM
RE: Whoring Chuck Norris style
My turn
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs
#25
10-18-2007, 07:26 AM
RE: Whoring Chuck Norris style
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
#27
10-18-2007, 07:27 AM
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RE: Whoring Chuck Norris style
Chuck Norris doesn't read books... He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
#28
10-18-2007, 07:28 AM
RE: Whoring Chuck Norris style
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
#29
10-18-2007, 07:30 AM
RE: Whoring Chuck Norris style
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
#30
10-18-2007, 07:31 AM
RE: Whoring Chuck Norris style
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."