Wow I actually read all of that. I'm glad I don't have any daughters. But I suppose I should print it out for my son just so he knows the rules. Good stuff right there. One line that was missing: "I ain't afraid to go back to prison" (Bill Engvall)

 

lol, the comments were as good as the post

 

When I was 16, I dated a girl and her Dad would just stare at me when I was at her house, and he never said a word. That guy scared me to death. So I banged his daughter once and never went back!

 

When I was 18 I was dating a girl who was 15. Her parents loved me, and I banged the daylights out of her for 3 years... frequently in the next room and they never knew

 

I really don't want to post about the stuff I did when I was a teenager... My wife might find this thread!

 

hahah mandys dads a stonner. half the time he dosent even know my name. its great