Ahh, to be young again. Just makes ya tired and want pizza!

 

naw, i go exploring. and me and my friend shawn once had a pizza deliverd to a street corner[8D] the call went sompething like this...
me: yeah, dominos?? can i have,... like.... pizza??
dominos guy:yeah, whats youre phone number?
me: uh. 3?
dominos guy:thats not a real number.
me: (to shawn) **** dude, whats my number???
shawn: what number??
me: uhm, hang on (to dominos guy) what??
dominos guy:what
me: what
dominos guy: whats youre phone number?!? (very fustrated)
me: uhmmm (insert made up number here)
dominos guy: pickup or delivery?
me: where do i pick it up?
dominos guy: at this store.
me: wich one?
dominos guy: the dominos one
me: what?
dominos guy: (exteremely fustratrated now) would you like pick up or delivery?????
me: uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm delivery. i guess.
dominos guy: where do you want it deliverd to?
me: here.
dominos guy: and where the fu*k is that?
me: in my neighborhood, uhhhhhhh spolett?
dominos guy: WHAT HOUSE?!?!?!?!?!
me: im in the street, can you just find people on the street and give them the pizza..?
dominos guy: NO!
me: aw man. please??
dominos guy: FINE! WHAT KIND DO YOU WANT?
me: oh ****.... uhmm i dunno..... what do you have? (shawn in background: dude! dude! get pizza!)
dominos guy: we have cheese. thats it. (im sure he had more toppings, but he was prob. ready to kill me by now )
mek, can i haev the 5-5-5 deal on that?
dominos guy: yes. fine. thats it right?....
me:uhm, yeah?
dominos guy: thatll be $17.XX and about 30 minutes. (hangs up.)


about an hour later our pizza arives in a pos nisan, cold. of course we gave the guy exact change, completely spacing on tips. and ate it right there in the street (yes, we sat down and everything[8D]) then we wonderd to a lake (leaving the box and crust for the local strays to snack on) and threw lawn ornaments in to see how long they'd float.

long story short... dont wonder when stonned, you may make enemies with the pizza guy[8D] best to just stay in and watch southpark reruns and eat your own food.

 

That's the funniest story! So can see that playing out....