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Old 04-20-2007, 05:32 PM
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Ok on Wednesday I get home from work and a buddy of mine is sitting in the driveway with his bike running and says "let's go." Well its like pulling teeth to get him to find the time to ride. Our wives were going walking, and told us to have fun, in my mind I was like hmmmm OK? So we head about 5 miles out of town to give him some highway speed experience, and end up at some one's house he works with. We were there for a while, and then we get a call from my wife telling us that our steaks were on the grill and almost done. Again I was like hmmmm, we all had a good laugh and thought it do not get any better than this, but apparently it does. We get home and his wife is cooking dinner and my wife is mowing the yard...what the???? Am I dying or something, am I on a hidden camera somewhere? And then they say "Dinner is going to be a little late, why don't you guys go riding for a half hour...I said WHAT!!! (in my mind) but "OK". Anyhoo, the best part was later in the evening the wives were in the bedroom, trying on clothes, having a pillow fight or whatever you gals do, and we both walk down the hall to another room, and all of the sudden we hear his wife say to my wife, "BEND OVER!...........we both looked at each other and were like OMG. We started laughing so loud that we were crying, and they came out of the bedroom and realized what had happened. They started laughing, and pretty soon all four of us were laughing so hard we fell down on the floor. They tried to explain that they were trying to see what their butts looked like while bending over, and I said, "you're just making it better, go on....Anyway I guess I'm not dying, in fact I would call a day like that heaven.

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Old 04-20-2007, 06:01 PM
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girl pillow fight what?
 
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Old 04-20-2007, 06:44 PM
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see dee, there is heaven on earth
 
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That was the best story ever told!
 
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Old 04-20-2007, 06:57 PM
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That is great
 
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Old 04-20-2007, 08:15 PM
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Watch it there must be a catch, you better check the cc statements to see what she bought
 
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Old 04-20-2007, 08:27 PM
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Watch it there must be a catch, you better check the cc statements to see what she bought
She doesn't want the credit cards. She doesn't like to shop or spend money. I know....likes to ride motorcycles, is thrifty, is in my opinion a hottie, and mows the lawn, a great cook, again it do not get any better than this. Don't you monkeys get any ideas either.

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Old 04-20-2007, 08:30 PM
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She got any single sisters or cousins? Sounds like your living the good life man.
 
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Old 04-20-2007, 08:31 PM
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She is a keeper deej
 
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Old 04-20-2007, 08:38 PM
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She got any single sisters or cousins? Sounds like your living the good life man.
Nope her sister looks like her brother, I'm starting to wonder if she was adopted[8D]
 


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