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Old 10-24-2008, 08:50 PM
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Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family
 
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Old 10-25-2008, 08:30 PM
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yo mama so dumb she got stuck inside an open box.
 
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Old 10-26-2008, 09:37 AM
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Yo mama got an afro with a chin-strap.

Yo mama so fat her middle name is, "DAAAAAMN!"

Yo mama so ugly they have to hang a pork chop around her neck to make the dog play with her.

Yo mama so stupid and nasty - the very first time she used a ***** - she cracked her teeth.

Yo mama so ugly that no matter what position you doing her in - it's still doggy style.

Yo mama so poor she go to KFC to lick other people's fingers.



Most of these are shamelessly stolen from my boys in Global Village, from part of a performance mixed and recorded by yours truly...

Enjoy: http://www.robak.net/downloads/music...age-YoMama.mp3

 
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Old 10-26-2008, 01:16 PM
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yo mama is so hairy....
they filmed "Gorilla's in the mist" in her shower!
 
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Old 10-26-2008, 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Tmoe
yo mama is so hairy....
they filmed "Gorilla's in the mist" in her shower!

dammmmmmmmmmmmm!!! LOL!
 
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