then you marry the monkey

 

Damn even getting told by the monkey to get out. I can't get no lovin round here. Where is DG at least I can call he on the 900 line and get her to talk to me.

 

Poor BigO, cant get no monkey lovin.

Smart monkey

 

Guess that's what happens when you put some of the man parts in the fridge and ask the wife for them ocassioanlly.

 

Perhaps you and the monkey should mount a rescue mission to free the man bits from the pickle jar

 

keep your man bits in tact fellas

 

Gotta love my bosses look on life. He told me one time that his mother wanted grandkids so bad. So he told his mother well I am not sure if we can do that because his wife needed to go through a real complicated procedure to have kids. His mother felt sorry about bringing it up and was a bit shy on asking what that procedure was and he could see it in his mothers eye. So he finally went and said yeah that procedure is called sex. He started to laugh and his mother was mad at him and hit him. I think it was hilarious.

 

Testis, testis, 1,2,3. Hello!