MOMS PWNED PIZZA DELIVERY GUY!!!
#21
01-04-2008, 03:24 PM
RE: MOMS PWNED PIZZA DELIVERY GUY!!!
ORIGINAL: SKOOTR
The delivery guy prolly rubbed one out, and tap danced on the pizza b4 giving it to moms but thats ok, cuz he still got one of the worst burns ive ever had the pleasure of being associated with.
The delivery guy prolly rubbed one out, and tap danced on the pizza b4 giving it to moms but thats ok, cuz he still got one of the worst burns ive ever had the pleasure of being associated with.
Also... how many mothers do you have? You no speaka Engrish?
#22
01-04-2008, 04:09 PM
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Cincinnati, OH
Posts: 5,499
RE: MOMS PWNED PIZZA DELIVERY GUY!!!
ORIGINAL: Dragone#19
ah, good man. Thought it "was all the above!" lol
ah, good man. Thought it "was all the above!" lol
#23
01-04-2008, 07:43 PM
RE: MOMS PWNED PIZZA DELIVERY GUY!!!
I have some ****ty pizza delivering stories and I only did it for less than a month (I hated it with a passion). One of the best was when I was pulling out of this dude's driveway and backing up to turn around I backed into the ditch. The car was facing the sky. It was hilarious.
#25
01-04-2008, 07:47 PM
RE: MOMS PWNED PIZZA DELIVERY GUY!!!
+1 for the no eating spoogza[:'(]
ORIGINAL: srobak
Sorry - NO burn in the world is worth eating spoogza. No way, no how.
Also... how many mothers do you have? You no speaka Engrish?
ORIGINAL: SKOOTR
The delivery guy prolly rubbed one out, and tap danced on the pizza b4 giving it to moms but thats ok, cuz he still got one of the worst burns ive ever had the pleasure of being associated with.
The delivery guy prolly rubbed one out, and tap danced on the pizza b4 giving it to moms but thats ok, cuz he still got one of the worst burns ive ever had the pleasure of being associated with.
Also... how many mothers do you have? You no speaka Engrish?
#26
01-04-2008, 07:52 PM
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Cincinnati, OH
Posts: 5,499
RE: MOMS PWNED PIZZA DELIVERY GUY!!!
ORIGINAL: hoedogg
+1 for the no eating spoogza[:'(]
+1 for the no eating spoogza[:'(]
ORIGINAL: srobak
Sorry - NO burn in the world is worth eating spoogza. No way, no how.
Also... how many mothers do you have? You no speaka Engrish?
ORIGINAL: SKOOTR
The delivery guy prolly rubbed one out, and tap danced on the pizza b4 giving it to moms but thats ok, cuz he still got one of the worst burns ive ever had the pleasure of being associated with.
The delivery guy prolly rubbed one out, and tap danced on the pizza b4 giving it to moms but thats ok, cuz he still got one of the worst burns ive ever had the pleasure of being associated with.
Also... how many mothers do you have? You no speaka Engrish?
#28
01-04-2008, 08:50 PM
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: terrorizing southeastern norf carolina
Posts: 2,092
RE: MOMS PWNED PIZZA DELIVERY GUY!!!
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i heard of a story where some cat with a.i.d.s. skeet all over a pizza, then called the family after they ate it..said "how'd you like it".. fam said "it was good, why?"...sick f'ck said, "well cause i got a.i.d.s., and i busted all over your pizza."
what a p.o.s.
thats just frightening.
nothin worse than an Anally InflictedDeath Sentence.
creepy.
i heard of a story where some cat with a.i.d.s. skeet all over a pizza, then called the family after they ate it..said "how'd you like it".. fam said "it was good, why?"...sick f'ck said, "well cause i got a.i.d.s., and i busted all over your pizza."
what a p.o.s.
thats just frightening.
nothin worse than an Anally InflictedDeath Sentence.
creepy.
#30
01-04-2008, 10:02 PM
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: terrorizing southeastern norf carolina
Posts: 2,092
RE: MOMS PWNED PIZZA DELIVERY GUY!!!
my thoughts exactly bro. i heard about that a long time ago, but i made my own pizzas for a long time after that...lol..
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