Kids write about the sea.
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05-13-2008, 04:49 PM
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Kids write about the sea.
I thought this was funny.
Out of the mouths of babes . . .
Their assignment was to write about the sea. . .
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight *********.
(Kelly, age 6)
2) Oysters' ***** are called pearls.
(James, age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent.
( Wayne , age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more.
(Kylie, age 6)
5) A dolphin breathes through an ******* on the top of its head.
(Billy, age 8)
6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with Crabs.
(Millie, age 6)
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross The ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans.
(William, age 7)
8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)
9) I'm not going to write about the sea.. My baby brother is always Screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and My big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.
Amy, age 6)
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can Give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers.
(Christopher, age 7)
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes My ***** small.
(Kevin, age 6)
12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers Can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.
(Becky, age 8)
13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her fat ***.
(Julie, age 7)
Out of the mouths of babes . . .
Their assignment was to write about the sea. . .
1) This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight *********.
(Kelly, age 6)
2) Oysters' ***** are called pearls.
(James, age 6)
3) If you are surrounded by sea you are an Island . If you don't have sea all round you, you are incontinent.
( Wayne , age 7)
4) Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more.
(Kylie, age 6)
5) A dolphin breathes through an ******* on the top of its head.
(Billy, age 8)
6) My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with Crabs.
(Millie, age 6)
7) When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross The ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans.
(William, age 7)
8) I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. And how on earth do mermaids get pregnant? Like, really? (Helen, age 6)
9) I'm not going to write about the sea.. My baby brother is always Screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and My big sister has just got pregnant, so I can't think what to write.
Amy, age 6)
10) Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can Give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers.
(Christopher, age 7)
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes My ***** small.
(Kevin, age 6)
12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers Can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.
(Becky, age 8)
13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her fat ***.
(Julie, age 7)
#2
05-13-2008, 06:30 PM
RE: Kids write about the sea.
ORIGINAL: Worlok14
5) A dolphin breathes through an ******* on the top of its head.
(Billy, age 8)
5) A dolphin breathes through an ******* on the top of its head.
(Billy, age 8)
#3
05-14-2008, 02:09 AM
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RE: Kids write about the sea.
ORIGINAL: Worlok14
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes My ***** small.
(Kevin, age 6)
12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers Can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.
(Becky, age 8)
13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her fat ***.
(Julie, age 7)
11) When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes My ***** small.
(Kevin, age 6)
12) Divers have to be safe when they go under the water. Two divers Can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other.
(Becky, age 8)
13) On holidays my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water fired right up her fat ***.
(Julie, age 7)
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