jrock = pwi????
#24
07-10-2008, 05:29 PM
RE: jrock = pwi????
Here are some Joe dirt quotes that might help the process
[ul][*]Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Joe Dirt.[/ul] [ul][*]I'm a rocker through and through. Here's a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep...[/ul] [ul][*]Life's a garden, dig it.[/ul] [ul][*]When bad pets go bad, dang.[/ul] [ul][*]Turn it up.[/ul] [ul][*]Ya gotta keep on, keepin' on.[/ul] [ul][*]Right on! You're Joe Meteorite and I'm Joe Dirt.[/ul] [ul][*]You guys got somethin' to say to me? Why don't you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? they don't like no feed back, what's up?[/ul] [ul][*]His name's Rocky and he ain't no puppy.[/ul] [ul][*][Trying to scrape Charlie the dog's ********* off the frozen porch] Now, this ain't no flapjack, so I'm gonna be real careful, I won't look.[/ul] [ul][*]My name is Joe Dirté, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.[/ul] [ul][*][Joe falls off a swing] And at that moment I thought I might just lie there and never get up. I would just sit there and rot there, but then I looked up and saw the moon and got this weird feeling that Brandy was looking up at that same moon. Then I realized I had a home all along, in Silvertown.[/ul] [ul][*]There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I'm number one. Rule number two, the croc's number two.[/ul] [ul][*][To himself] YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT. WHAT A FOR-EEK. You're going to Hell, man.[/ul] [ul][*]And you'll be sticking your head out the window and check out chick dogs saying "What's up, baby?"[/ul] [ul][*]That ****'ll buff out.[/ul] [ul][*]Luckily, my neck broke my fall.[/ul] [ul][*]You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air?[/ul] [ul][*]It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.[/ul] [ul][*]Why don't you go practice, fallin' down, I'll be there in a minute.[/ul] [ul][*]Where's my supplies?[/ul] [ul][*]I thought I had broken my *** bone[/ul] [ul][*][while on air balloon] I can see down your shirt[/ul] [ul][*]I got the poo on me!![/ul]
[ul][*]Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Joe Dirt.[/ul] [ul][*]I'm a rocker through and through. Here's a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep...[/ul] [ul][*]Life's a garden, dig it.[/ul] [ul][*]When bad pets go bad, dang.[/ul] [ul][*]Turn it up.[/ul] [ul][*]Ya gotta keep on, keepin' on.[/ul] [ul][*]Right on! You're Joe Meteorite and I'm Joe Dirt.[/ul] [ul][*]You guys got somethin' to say to me? Why don't you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? they don't like no feed back, what's up?[/ul] [ul][*]His name's Rocky and he ain't no puppy.[/ul] [ul][*][Trying to scrape Charlie the dog's ********* off the frozen porch] Now, this ain't no flapjack, so I'm gonna be real careful, I won't look.[/ul] [ul][*]My name is Joe Dirté, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.[/ul] [ul][*][Joe falls off a swing] And at that moment I thought I might just lie there and never get up. I would just sit there and rot there, but then I looked up and saw the moon and got this weird feeling that Brandy was looking up at that same moon. Then I realized I had a home all along, in Silvertown.[/ul] [ul][*]There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I'm number one. Rule number two, the croc's number two.[/ul] [ul][*][To himself] YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT. WHAT A FOR-EEK. You're going to Hell, man.[/ul] [ul][*]And you'll be sticking your head out the window and check out chick dogs saying "What's up, baby?"[/ul] [ul][*]That ****'ll buff out.[/ul] [ul][*]Luckily, my neck broke my fall.[/ul] [ul][*]You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air?[/ul] [ul][*]It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole.[/ul] [ul][*]Why don't you go practice, fallin' down, I'll be there in a minute.[/ul] [ul][*]Where's my supplies?[/ul] [ul][*]I thought I had broken my *** bone[/ul] [ul][*][while on air balloon] I can see down your shirt[/ul] [ul][*]I got the poo on me!![/ul]
