Could be worse. In high school I didn't know this girl had a crush on me and when I went through the drive through at Mc D's she was there and I asked here how big the musquitos where and she said big. I said they must have been because they bit you twice on the chest.

 

OH damn your mean man

 

Yeah I couldn't quite figure out why she didn't like me after that one.

 

Dont you just hate it when your dating a girl and you dump her cuz she was lil ugly or fat or something along those lines and a few years later you see them agian and damn hotter than hell

 

Yeah I never really gave this other girl the time of day sophmore year and then Junior year she was a knock out. Well then she never gave me the time of day either. I guess what goes around comes around.

 

But dont you just love it whena hot chick doesnt give you the time of day and then a few years later shes fat and knocked up with no husband

 

Nah then you are glad that you two didn't hook up at times. then again if love is blind then why is lingire so appealing.

 

How about "Official Midget Crossdresser of P.W.I."

 

Welcome, firstninja!

Here's my pick:

Official Midget Tossing Ninja of PWI

 

Let's just call him Brittney Spears.