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Old 11-03-2008, 09:31 PM
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Well, if this happened to me, that chick would feel terrible about what she did. I would probably blow my brains out! It is funny though..........LOL

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Old 11-03-2008, 09:56 PM
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I'm pretty buzzed right now so I'm sure that is influencing my opinion but that was freaking funny.
 
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Old 11-03-2008, 10:27 PM
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damm she was hot! hmmm
 
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Old 11-03-2008, 10:28 PM
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haha, id go check just to be sure... and if she really had one id rip it off and gag him with it.
 
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Old 11-03-2008, 11:28 PM
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haha good stuff,,, she was hot lol
 
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amen on the uber hottie.. Lawdy

that was funny tho.
 
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ahahahahaha
 
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Old 11-04-2008, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by kx slaughter king
haha, id go check just to be sure... and if she really had one id rip it off and gag him with it.

Wait, so you would...what? With the guy? or.... her? did I miss somehting here? Talk to me goose.
 
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Old 11-04-2008, 07:49 PM
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If a guy looked that good, and he was drunk, he would probably do it and never know until the next morning. Then we could rag him about it for the rest of his life.
We could re title him as the "******* slaughter king".............LOL.......LOL.......LOL, and a big ole .......LOL
 
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Old 11-05-2008, 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by deej
Wait, so you would...what? With the guy? or.... her? did I miss somehting here? Talk to me goose.
if i got wasted (like black out wasted) and woke up to that happening i wouldnt just leave. id go look at where the **** was coming from just to be sure. if it was a pink taco with a funnel id probably die of suffocation laughing.

however. if it was a dick id cut it off with the rusty 6in razor i use for opening rancid chicken boxes at work and toss it in the sink. then id take the top half of my porcelain toilet and relentlessly beat him with it for about 10minutes. then, just before he becomes comatose, id take his severd dick and stuff it down his throat so i could watch him choke to death on his own little joke. and if its at all possible while hes choking id get some salt and/or lemon juice, grab a handfull and stuff it on the hole where his **** was just so the last few moments of his pathetic life are that much more miserable.


thats what i mean.
 


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