The greatest story ever told!
#22
RE: The greatest story ever told!
Then Worlok came by and stole half of the puzzy that Dog had hoarded for himself. And they began feverishly re populating the world with their alfa gene pools.
#23
RE: The greatest story ever told!
then kx stole all of his dads viagra and gave it to sro, making a friend forever. then, after banging everything pink shaven in the shelter he armed himself with his 12ga and .50 cal and went monkey huntin'[sm=devilgrin.gif]
#24
RE: The greatest story ever told!
And in the background, Deej and Deej 2 were building a church in the rear portion of the shelter and were racking their brains trying to decide what to name the new congregation. They were the only ones to realize that a world full of ****** would need something to beleive in and felt confident that they could being them under control and put a stop to all of the fornication that was being openly displayed in the shelter, it was just freakin them out!
( whoa what a job this is gonna be )
( whoa what a job this is gonna be )
#25
RE: The greatest story ever told!
While everyone on KF is out killing mutated monkeys they come to find another smart group of kawi members from another site that hid in a under ground bomb shelter
#28
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then a herd of hot, skinny, single 18yo. women who have had their clothes blown off in the blast come seeking refuge. just watching how we destroyed all those damn monkeys, they decide we'd be the best to travel with
#29
RE: The greatest story ever told!
then, sans-***** and tired from massive blood loss, hendrix comes out of the shadows and smoke, rolling a 1-handed highchair stoppie on his fiddy.
in the other hand, he clutches his desert eagle left over from his crack-slangin days, and he's blowing monkey brains out left and right.
in the other hand, he clutches his desert eagle left over from his crack-slangin days, and he's blowing monkey brains out left and right.