so he pulled out his chromed .45, talked some ****. Now he's dead.

 

(lmao sro.. quoting whitey ford..)


confused on how to go aboutthis castration, he tries listening to the other voices, but they're speaking german and italian. disgruntled, he lunges towards the primates sack like a ninja.

(i'm confused on who just got shot tho..)

 

once hendrix relized it was the monkey that got shot he decided to catrate himself

 

While Hendrix was laying there with his scrotal sack dangling by a thread of skin, he said to himself quitly, I did not know that a vasectomy hurt this bad. The giant monkey opened one eye and in his dying breath said, you dumb ***, you just castrated yourself, now you will never get wood again!

 

Then the Ruskies popped off a nuke overhead. Now everyone is dead.

 

But many KF members were smart and hid in an underground shelter that was impervious to radioactive particles and the shelter was well stocked with food, Kawasaki parts, beer, and women. Because everybody else on earth has perished, we feel it will be up to the KF members to re-populate and make the new rules for the future of mankind.

( will Deej be the Savior of the new world? )

 

Jason went out to the garage, hopped in Harald's car, and took off. He went downtown to find some answers, but to his startling amazement, the whole town had been over run by giant mutated monkeys!

 

In fear for himself and the other KF member he rushed back to theto warn the others. As he walked into the shelter he noticed ,

 

he noticed, Deej and Srob arguing about the design for the new Kawasaki road warrior machine and how to design it for maximum destruction of the giant mutated bloody monkeys. Srob wanted to arm it with so many guns, and Deej was screaming, we'll have to have a ZX-14 motor for the thing to even move.

 

(and the zx14 motor is a bad thing how?)

Then Sro went to work on that re-population thing with Shon. And then with KawiKathy