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Old 01-17-2008, 03:23 AM
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Unattended children will be given an Espresso and a free puppy.
 
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Old 01-17-2008, 04:10 AM
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If frogs had wings they wouldnt bump their asses when they hop now would they?

LMAO!!!

That's funnier than watching midget ****...lol
 
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Old 01-17-2008, 07:16 AM
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you RIDE like old people ****. Slow and Sloppy
 
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Old 01-17-2008, 02:28 PM
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if common sense were common everyone would have it
 
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Old 01-17-2008, 04:45 PM
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Word.
 
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Old 01-17-2008, 04:57 PM
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The lights on but nobodys home
Not the sharpest pencil in the box
Dumber than a box of rocks
 
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Old 01-17-2008, 08:49 PM
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His girlfriend is so skinney, when she gets a yeast infection, they call her a quarter pounder with cheese.

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Old 01-17-2008, 08:50 PM
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No matter where you go, there you are!

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Old 01-17-2008, 08:51 PM
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If she knew 9 more things, she would be an idiot!

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Old 01-17-2008, 08:53 PM
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A bird in the hand, is worth two in the bush, but a hand in the bush is worth adinner and a movie!

Thats a good one huh..............Rocketman
 
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