F****d up family.
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F****d up family.
I have heard of some messed up families, but this one takes the cake! I thought this was rather funny! Sometimes you just have to wonder how anybody could get this messed up.
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I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas , who has recently been diagnosed as
a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters
lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother
have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are
financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in
Dallas.
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville
for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in
jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have
recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview .
She is a part time 'working girl'.
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open
and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
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I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas , who has recently been diagnosed as
a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth. One of my sisters
lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite. My father and mother
have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are
financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in
Dallas.
I have two brothers: one is currently serving a life sentence at Huntsville
for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in
jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have
recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview .
She is a part time 'working girl'.
All things considered, my problem is this. I love my fiance and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open
and honest with her.
Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama for President?
Signed,
Worried About My Reputation
Last edited by Worlok14; 08-06-2008 at 10:12 AM. Reason: Added comment
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