The only suggestion I can think of is to just keep whoring on this website. Make it your goal to get a thousand posts, and make it to whoredom. Then when you get to that point, you will have to find another goal to accomplish.
We will try to keep you entertained as much as possible!

 

or.....every guest that comes up, tell them they won a complimentary strip twister training course and to meet you back at your desk at 0300 and bring peanut butter. lol......then post how many people show up. lol

 

Hahaha, wow. Doing a pretty good job of keeping me entertained already! Strip twister training course? And peanut butter? Hm..could I at least choose the condiment? Maybe, caramel or something..

 

You can talk to me all day on Aim

 

Or me right here!

 

oooh caramel... wont it get sticky though...

 

Yeah, it'd be sticky but peanut butter would be more weird. :P

 

lmao! this place keeps me entertained, and conversasions like this one make it priceless...lol

 

Whipped cream is the best

 

+1 on the Whipped Cream