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Old 12-15-2008, 05:13 PM
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This is a funny read! I wonder if the story is real? Man some of the names these guys have.....WTF!


Pissed ain't the word! Released from jail but sans any money, the Crotch Rockets retreat back to the clubhouse. Los Angeles,CA - The infamous Crotch Rockets Motorcycle club was arrested in a pre-dawn raid on club headquarters after a nasty brawl in a trendy West LA night club. Described by authorities as a rough and tumble motorcycle club, but was also famous for harboring some rather stupid members.

The victim, Bargis Tryhol, also known as The Man With The World's Largest *****, was taken to County Hospital in serious condition. Hospital spokesperson Karen Regis described his injuries...."His ***** was lacerated and he suffered severe head injuires. He is resting comfortably now and is expected to recover."

The brawl, which included up to 70 Crotch Rocket members, was fueled by a 'contest' between Ronnie 'The Douchebag' Roberts, the alleged head of the Crotch Rockets, and Tryhol who was alone. Eyewitnesses claimed that Tryhol bet 'The Douchebag' $10,000.00 that he could walk up to the bar and **** all over it and the bartender wouldn't do a thing about it! The club took that bet and watched from a line of hastily arranged tables near the back of the club.

After losing their bet and the $10,000 dollars, the Crotch Rockets discovered Tryhol also secretly bet the bar tender $2,000.00, claiming he could **** into a standing shot glass and fill it from ten feet away while it rested on the bar! He lost that bet........But won the all Crotch Rocket's beer money coming out $8,000 richer!

The fight was finally broken up by LAPD and later arrests were made at the clubhouse in Pomona. Bail has been set at $100,000.
 
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Old 12-15-2008, 05:15 PM
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Dude this article can not be real. Where did you find that?

Freakin tards!!
 
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Old 12-15-2008, 09:48 PM
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Fake!
 
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Old 12-15-2008, 09:55 PM
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It's not real. That's an old joke.
 
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Old 12-16-2008, 07:34 PM
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that can't be real that's to wierd of a story.
 
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Old 12-17-2008, 12:08 PM
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fake story based on an old but funny joke
 
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Old 12-17-2008, 01:43 PM
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go smoke another rock... see where that takes you
 
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No rock, maybe a doob!
 
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Old 12-17-2008, 02:49 PM
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Kind of like the story of the guy that caught his girlfriend with three Harley dudes and pushed thier bikes into a lake..... Hehehe love you Worlok.
 
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Old 12-17-2008, 03:20 PM
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Yeah, I liked that story better becaue it was true!
 
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