Just Want to Make Sure you guys and gals are staying legit.


Alabama[*]It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.[*]It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street as long as a lantern is attached to the front of your car.[*]Driving barefoot is illegal.

Alaska [*]It is illegal to tie a dog to the roof of your car.

Arkansas[*]It is illegal for a person to blare the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9 p.m.

California[*]Any woman dressed in a housecoat is prohibited from driving a car.[*]It is illegal in San Francisco to buff or dry your car with used underwear.[*]No unoccupied vehicle may exceed 60 miles per hour.

Florida [*]If an elephant is tied to a parking meter, the owner or attendant must deposit money in the meter.
[ul][/ul]Georgia[*]State Assembly members are immune from being ticketed for speeding while the State Assembly is in session.[*]In Marietta, Georgia it is illegal to spit from a moving car or bus, but is okay from a moving truck.

Illinois [*]In Evanston, Illinois it is unlawful to change clothes while inside a car with the curtains drawn, except during a fire.
Kansas[*]In Derby, Kansas, it is considered a misdemeanor to screech your tires while driving.
[ul][/ul]Kentucky[*]If you stop for ice cream while driving, be aware that it is considered unlawful to transport an ice cream cone in your back pocket.
Massachusetts[*]You will be ticketed if you drive with a gorilla in the backseat of your car.
[ul][/ul]Michigan[*]If you car breaks down in Detroit and you are waiting for assistance, be aware that sitting in the middle of the street to read a newspaper is illegal.
[ul][/ul]Minnesota[*]It is illegal to cross state lines, regardless if you are walking or driving, with a duck on your head. And, if you're crossing into Wisconsin, the law also applies to chickens.[*]In Minnetonka, Minnesota, if you drive a truck that leaves mud, dirt or sticky substances on any road, you will be considered a public nuisance who is harming the peace, safety, and general welfare of the town.[*]You cannot ride a motorcycle without a shirt.

Montana [*]In Whitehall, Montana, vehicles are prohibited from driving with ice picks attached to the wheels.
[ul][/ul]Nevada[*]It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
[ul][/ul]New Jersey[*]Drivers are required to beep their car horns before passing another vehicle.[*]If convicted of driving while intoxicated, you permanently lose the option of registering for a vanity license plate.

North Carolina [*]In Dunn, North Carolina, it is illegal to drive on a sidewalk.
[ul][/ul]Ohio[*]In Oxford, Ohio, authorities will ticket you if you consecutively drive around the town square more than 100 times.[*]Keep in mind that if your car breaks down and you phone for a cab, you will be ticketed if you opt to ride on the cab's roof.

Oklahoma [*]It is considered illegal to read a comic book while driving.
[ul][/ul]Oregon[*]You will be ticketed if you leave your car door open longer than is deemed necessary.[*]You will be slapped with a Class A traffic violation if you use your car on an Oregon highway to prove your physical endurance.[*]It is illegal to pump your own gas.

Pennsylvania [*]If you spy a team of approaching horses, you are required by law to pull to the side of the road and cover your car with a blanket or dust cover that has been painted or sewn to blend into the scenery. But, if the horses react skittish to your efforts, you are then required to disassemble your car and hide the parts in the nearby underbrush.
[ul][/ul]South Carolina[*]In Hilton Head, South Carolina, you cannot leave trash in your vehicle out of fear of attracting rats.
[ul][/ul]Tennessee[*]It is illegal to fire a gun at any wild game other than whales from a moving car.
[ul][/ul]West Virginia[*]It is perfectly legal, for road maintenance purposes, to scavenge road kill.
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Some of those are pretty good...and trust me, during certain times of year you might want to ride around the center of Oxford OH 100 times. (bikini's)

 

lol you can't pump your own gas??? Wow better not go to oregon without fuel.

I just found out a couple weird ones up here.

In Calgary if you park your horse in front of city hall, it must be tied up.

In British Columbia (and someone here may be able to vouch for this) you cannot pull over on the highway to urinate. This is because there is a certain amount of ammonia or something in your **** that is classed as harmful to the environment!!!! (What they really want is people to use the rest rooms, but that would never fly so they threw some science into it)

Also in Calgary, you cannot leave a diesel powered vehicle running in the same spot for more than 3 minutes (noise violation). Thats great, so when its -40 celsius outside and I have to fire it up, I only have 3 minutes to let it warm up!!!

 

Oregon has full service stations so you have to pay extra. As for ammonia in your ****, there are more animals out there than people so i dont see the point in their arguement

A lot of those laws make sense in the lawbooks but when you interpret them they get a little crazy

 

...alot of them are really old as well, it is just easier to ignore the old laws than get people to waste their time voting to remove them.

 

You'd think that, maybe it was something else but I was sure that would be it. They got it though, idiots. They really enforce the stupid laws in the north eastern part of BC to the extent, like over sized trailers (non commercial that is) etc. Even if half of the fines stick, they still make da money.

 

It's always about da $$$

 

What about driving in other countries? Don't think there are any laws, they all crazy.

 

I think I saw that movie. With Ice Cube.

 

huh?