An old lady walks into a biker bar, and demands to speak to the leader of the biggest baddest gang in the area. So one of the bars patrons brings her over to the table where the Prez sat. The old lady looked him square in the eye and said "I want to join your gang!" The leader looked back at her in disbelief, but it was the clubs charter that they wouldn't turn down an applicant that had certain qualifications, so he told her she would have to answer a few questions.
The first question the Prez asked was "Do you drink?" to which the old lady answered "Of course, a fifth of Jack in the morning, a Fifth of Jim in the afternoon, and a fifth of Jose at night." The Prez was impressed, so he asked his second question, "Do you smoke?" The old lady answered, "Of course, I smoke 2 packs a day, and cigars every night." The Prez couldn't believe this old lady, and he asked his final question "Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
To this the old lady though long and hard, and finally answered "No, but I've been swung around by the nipples a few times!"

 

nice

 

lmao[sm=icon_rofl.gif][sm=icon_rofl.gif]

 

+1

 

Thats funny

 

sounds like my perfect woman